Pilot

 is the first episode in season one of The Neighbors

Plot
In the pilot episode of The Neighbors, the Weaver family moves into Hidden Hills. They can tell something is a little wrong with the neighborhood, as everyone is seemingly in unison. As they are settling into their new house, the Bird-Kersees come over, leading the entire neighborhood to their home. All of the neighbors carried a pie, and gave them to the Weavers as a gift.

The Weaver's youngest children, Abby and Max, go up to Dick Butkus's room, where he reveals he is an alien. The Weavers then scramble into their house and hide from the aliens. The Bird-Kersees come into their house, and convince the Weavers that they mean no harm, and invite them for dinner. They hesitantly accept the offer, and arrived later that night for the meal.

During the meal, the Bird-Kersee family did not have any food set out in front of them. They were only reading books, and had no food set out in front of them. When asked why they weren't eating, Jackie replied, "Our source of food is through knowledge". Meanwhile, the Weavers were not enjoying the slop made for them. They had no idea what it was.

After dinner, Jackie and Debbie are having a discussion while washing the dishes. Jackie is talking about how her husband does not let her make any important decisions. Debbie thinks this is outrageous and sexist. She tells her to make the decisions.

Meanwhile, Marty and Larry are having a discussion about the Poo-pod and what it would take to recharge it. Dick tells about how Dick Butkus, they youngest in the neighborhood, would have to teleport to the far reaches of space to recharge it, and would never return. Seemingly on cue, Max Weaver comes up and says Dick Butkus has gone to "recharge his pooper or something". Marty and Larry both spring into action, running towards the Bird-Kersee home.

Jackie realizes what a horrible decision she made, and runs toward the garage where Dick Butkus is preparing to walk into the teleporter. Jackie stops him. She picks up the Poo-pod and throws it against the ground, shattering it. Larry Bird is pleased with his wife and begins a romantic scene right in the garage. Marty and Debbie awkwardly leave the room.